Butter Chicken Showdown: How Vir Das' comment started an all-out food war between Mumbai and Delhi

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“Over 18 years in Mumbai. Not one authentic butter chicken place. Not one. You can find one every three kilometres in Delhi. How can this be?” This tweet by Vir Das was all it took to reignite an old feud.

From Two Indias to Two Cities
But this is hardly the first time his words have caused outrage. Das is all too familiar with ruling parties lambasting him, FIRs being filed against him, and organisations boycotting him for offending Indians in the worst way imaginable: delivering satire. His monologue Two Indias commented on the country’s duality by pointing to realities many prefer to deny, including sexual violence, farmer protests, air pollution, the pandemic and cricket. It polarised the painfully aware and the blissfully unaware, and the backlash became one of the comedian’s biggest claims to fame.
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This time, he is back at it again, unintentionally triggering another national pastime: Delhiites vs Mumbaikars. The online feud pits India’s political capital against its financial hub and comes from long-standing cultural differences. It has often been amplified by viral debates over small but sacred issues, like Mumbai’s casual “tu” versus Delhi’s supposedly polite “aap”. On social media, it plays out as a meme-driven battle comparing Delhi’s superior street food and spacious real estate with Mumbai’s public safety and weather.

When “Authentic” Became the Trigger Word
Das’s comparison about the accessibility of an authentic butter chicken place created an assortment of replies, primarily from users who nitpicked the word “authentic” and hit where it hurt by replying, “Possibly because we live in 2 Indias? One where you can find ‘authentic’ butter chicken every 3 kms. Another where you can find perfectly banging vada-paav…” Others acted as if the absence of vada pav, authentic Koli fish fry and sabudana vada in Delhi was even comparable to the absence of diverse cuisines in the financial and entertainment capital of the country.

Mumbai Turned One Dish Into a Regional Trial


These replies paved the way for Mumbaikars to display their sheer hubris by insulting one of the most popular Indian dishes across the globe, claiming that Maharashtra was too evolved for it and acting as food critics to hype up their own dishes. One user displayed their culinary artistry by noting that “Chicken should be in brown gravy… have kolhapuri, kharada, khandeshi…”, completely missing that expecting to find an authentic butter chicken restaurant was not even a dig at Maharashtra.

Vegans Became the Haddi in the Kebab
Just like elaichi in biryani, vegans took out their precious time, usually reserved for posting and protesting, to crash into a feud they had no business being in, pointing out Das’s selective love for animals and leaving no stone unturned in expressing their disappointment with a public figure they had nurtured a parasocial relationship with.

“Go Back to Delhi” Entered the Menu
Some were so rage-baited by the mention of this absence that they used the most nuanced and unique insults tourists and immigrants have surely never heard, telling him to just go back to Delhi for daring to criticise Mumbai. One of them took the opportunity to teach an important lesson in geography: “Mumbai is not in northern part of India… go to Delhi where you get it every 3 kms. Simple.”

Every Insult Came With Civic Baggage
Others channelled their sentiment into one of the most “desi” debate tactics: whataboutery. While @Healthcare Strategist took a dig at Delhi’s AQI, saying, “Chicken die quicker in Delhi because of the AQI,” @MrDevil789 chose to point out the lack of women’s safety in Delhi in a feud about butter chicken: “I cannot find a place in Delhi where girls are safe. Not one. You can find the whole Mumbai safe.”

Delhi Finally Got to Fire Back
Battling the vegans, the rage-baited users and the critics were the pro-Delhi users, who produced some savage comebacks. One user compared and contrasted Das with Einstein by pointing out that while Einstein discovered non-locality in fundamental physics, Das had discovered the fundamental locality of taste. Others chose to throw political shade by justifying the absence of the dish because it didn’t speak Marathi. One delivered the savage blow that it was not Mumbai’s fault and that Das was to blame for expecting Delhi-level food in a city that flexed on vada pav, advising him to keep his expectations in check.

The Internet Cooked a Thali Nobody Ordered
One has no choice but to revel in the ridiculousness of how a tweet about the absence of a decent, authentic butter chicken place somehow became an all-you-can-eat buffet of chronically online Indians. There was the pro-Mumbai team, clutching their pavs and curries like family heirlooms; the pro-Delhi team, enjoying the rare pleasure of not being the only ones accused of arrogance; and vegans, gracing the feud with their presence and displaying their unemployment by meddling in something that never concerned them.

It’s strange how Mumbai, a city that sells itself as cosmopolitan and global, and boasts of people who always seem to be in a rush, had the time to react to one butter chicken complaint as though Vir Das had personally insulted the Gateway of India. A simple food rant was inflated into a thali of comments on authenticity, migration, Marathi pride, Delhi pollution, women’s safety, veganism and the alleged superiority of every dish that can be eaten with pav.

And the Winner Is…

While nobody solved the mystery of Mumbai’s missing butter chicken, the winners of the feud were evident: the restaurants serving butter chicken that used the feud as the perfect platform for their promotion.

The Collapse Became the Real Story
One has to admire the scale of the collapse. A tweet about Mumbai’s failure to produce one decent, authentic butter chicken place somehow became a thali of Indian internet behaviour. Within minutes, the replies divided themselves into teams. The pro-Mumbai side arrived clutching its pavs, curries and regional pride like inherited property. The pro-Delhi side enjoyed the rare luxury of watching another city be accused of arrogance. Vegans entered like they were VIPs, dragging animal ethics into a fight that dared to mention chicken.